wallet roast

What does your wallet say about your sleep?

Paste a public wallet address. Toastie reads its last 100 outgoing transactions and roasts the habits — what time you sign, how often things fail, how many approvals you click. Never balances, tokens or amounts.

Network

“Use my wallet” only reads your address from your wallet extension. Nothing is signed or sent.

Only public on-chain data, read through Blockscout. Times are shown in your time zone. Please roast your own wallet — the roast is about habits, not people. The line is written by an AI and can be wrong; nothing here is financial advice. Details